Bush recommends Steve's Cabinet Replacements?!?!

With rumors circulating of a possible game of musical chair cabinet minister style; Bush couldn't help but pass along some recommendations for Steve to consider.

Minister of International Trade and Minister for the Pacific Gateway and the Vancouver-Whistler Olympics

The Honourable David Emerson will be replaced by The Honourable Paris Hilton

She is no stranger to jet setting across the globe; also she, like Emerson, has no objections to switching sides to suit her personal goals.

Minister of Foreign Affairs and Minister of the Atlantic Canada Opportunities Agency

The Honourable Peter McKay will be replace by The Honourable Borat

With the amount of people and ethnic/social groups that Borat has managed to offend he should settle in nicely into Peter Mckay’s controversial shoes.

Minister of the Environment

The Honourable Rona Ambrose will be replaced by The Honourable Jessica Simpson

Apparently you have to be able to screw up one thing after another; a trait Jessica has in spades!

Minister of Health and the Minister for the Federal Economic Development Initiative for Northern Ontario

The Honourable Tony Clement will be replaced by The Honourable Oprah Winfrey

You get a new kidney, you get a new kidney, and you get a new kidney! Everyone in the hospital gets a free kidney for this month’s give away spectacular!


Minister of National Defence

The Honourable Gordon O’Connor will be replaced by The Honourable Steven Colbert

Steven Colbert has proven his strong leadership tactics and clearly has a better plan for our mission in Afghanistan. Why else would they give him his own television show?

(Tragically, they are all American or trying to past as American!)